The world’s most Instagram-able milkshakes are now officially a thing! You’ll only be able to find these monster dessert drinks at a tiny café in Manuka, Canberra, Australia. Patissez is merely seven-weeks old and the little café is every dessert-lover’s fantasy come true. That is, if your fantasy is a milkshake the size of your head.
Customers from all over the country have been lining up around the corner to try their over-the-top “freakshakes”. (Yes, that’s what they’re called!) And, when we say “over-the-top” we really mean it. The milk, ice cream, whipped cream and other dessert pieces sit way over the top of the glass — because that’s how humongous they are.
The size and width of the intense milkshakes, along with the insane amounts of cookies, brownies, whipped cream, pretzels, chocolate, candy and marshmallows placed at the top of the shakes are what makes them so special, unique and ridiculously delicious.
With over 20,000 likes on their Facebook page and 18,000 on Instagram, there is no doubt that the people of the world wide web are just as into these “freakshakes” as the people, who have actually been lucky enough to try them. Each shake goes for about $9.50. So, for less than ten bucks, you can have the most intense milkshake of your life.
This is what the staff of Patissez posted on their Facebook page:
So, if you want to get your hands on one of these epic shakes, you’re going to have to plan ahead, especially if you don’t live in the land down under. But, just look at them! It’s totally worth the wait, effort, and trip over to Australia.
Even if you never get your chance to slurp down a Freakshow, at least you can stare at them in all their milkshakey glory on various social networks like Instagram. Below are photos of what it actually looks like to have these monster dessert shakes right in front of you.
@patissez’s aptly named Muddy Pat Freakshow shake – chocolate brownie, homemade toasted marshmallow, whipped cream and rich hot chocolate. Chocolate and chocolate and completely worth it! Things got messy ???? #Canberra #manuka #brunch #milkshake #lactoseintolerant #worthit #chocolate #marshmallow #hotchocolate #patissez #totallynotpaleo
Due to all the success and craziness of experienced in the first Patissez, they will be opening a bigger store in Canberra in October. We are planning to go. Who’s coming with us?
Oh, by the way, aside from these awesome freakshakes, Patissez also offers the most incredible cake creations. These are just some of them.
I bet now that you’ve seen these cakes, you have more reasons to head on over to Australia and line up at Patissez yourself.