Yes, food prices at ballparks are ridiculous, but we pay for them anyway. Every ballpark has different food specialties. Yeah, sure, everyone offers some nachos and hotdogs, but every park has their own delicious signature treat.
Here is the most delicious food item offered at MLB parks.
1. The Closer – Pittsburgh Pirates
This is a triple-decker grilled cheese made with nine cheeses: provolone, mozz, Parmesan, gouda, cheddar, pepper jack, Swiss, blue, and feta. The toppings include candied bacon, Granny Smith apple, and leek compote. We wonder if you can concentrate on the game while tackling this fancy ballpark monstrosity.
2. The Totally Rossome Boomstick – Texas Rangers
The Boomstick, a two-foot-long hotdog topped with chili, nacho cheese, grilled onions, and jalapeños, has been a staple of the Rangers ballpark for a while now. Upgrading it will get you the Totally Rossome Boomstick. It is twenty-four-inch hotdog topped with smoked brisket, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, nacho cheese–flavored Doritos, and sour cream. Yum!
3. The College Daze Bloody Mary – Minnesota Twins
This Bloody Mary comes in a bloody $19 price tag. It has a cold slice of pepperoni pizza, cheese cubes, olivem a beef stick, celery, pepperoncini, pickle, and a Bud Light Beer Back.
4. Inside the Park Nachos – Milwaukee Brewers
This is the answer to your dreams that nachos be made easier to eat. This crazy dish is made of beef and refried beans rolled in Doritos. Then it is deep-fried and topped with sour cream and nacho cheese. We bet it’s delicious, but it’s the most disgusting nugget food.
5. Three-Pound Banana Split – Chicago White Sox
It is a common knowledge that ballparks serve food in small helmet bowls. This treat is one of them. This is a giant banana split that is made of twelve scoops of ice cream (four chocolates, four vanilla, four strawberries), bananas, whipped cream, and cherries. Of course, you can take the helmet home with you.
6. Pulled Pork Parfait – Milwaukee Brewers
The Brewers have taken the culinary world by storm with their pulled pork parfait. A layered mix of pulled pork and mashed potatoes, it is a dinner in dessert form.
7. Choomongous Sandwich – Texas Rangers
Texas Rangers’ Choomongous is a monster sandwich. It is 2-foot-long sandwich with Korean BBQ, topped with spicy slaw and sriracha mayo. It was named after the Rangers’ outfielder Shin-soo Choo.
8. Churro Dog – Arizona Diamondbacks
This is a recent addition to Diamondbacks’s ballpark menu. This is a dessert that packs sugar. It includes cinnamon churro dog in a chocolate doughnut bun. It is topped with frozen yogurt, caramel, chocolate sauces, and whipped cream.
9. D-Bat Dog – Arizona Diamondbacks
The D-Bat Dog is a baseball bat—well, not really, but it looks like one because it is an 18-inch corn dog. The foot-and-a-half-long fried dog comes with bacon, jalapeños, and cheddar cheese.
10. Bacon Cotton Candy – Texas Rangers
Another ridiculous product from Texas. This is only available at their Just Bacon concessions stand. If you can’t get enough of bacons, you can also have candied bacon, bacon lollipops, and bacon quesadillas.
11. Cali Dog South – Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Bringing the Tex Mex flair in Anaheim, the Angels offer Cali Dog South. These are dogs wrapped in tortilla and fried. It also comes with avocado cream, pico, and lettuce. If that ain’t enough for you, you can ask for it to be smothered with chili and cheese.
12. Sausage Sundae – Texas Rangers
This dish also transcends the boundary between dessert and dinner. This sausage sundae is made of smoked sausage, brisket, mac and cheese, and mashed potatoes. This disgusting but delicious dish even comes with a cherry on top.
13. Fried Chicken Waffle Cone – Houston Astros
The Houston Astros’ greatest accomplishment is redefining chicken and waffles with this dish right here. It’s comprised of mashed potatoes, popcorn chicken, and drizzled honey mustard piled into a waffle cone. What does the law say as far as ballpark foods adopting adults as their legal children? Because oh, mama.
14. The Walk Off – Baltimore Orioles
The Baltimore Orioles know how to clog some arteries. The Walk Off is a giant sausage wrapped in a pretzel roll and covered in crab dip. It requires that giant knife, lots of napkins, and an empty stomach.
15. S’mores-Covered Bacon – New York Mets
Citi Field offers bacon covered in chocolates, rolled in graham cracker, and topped with marshmallows. This is the reason why people go the Mets games.
16. The Brunch Burger – Pittsburgh Pirates
This Brunch Burger is truly a “brunch” meal. [Brunch combines lunch and breakfast meal.] Thanks to the Pirates, we can now enjoy a burger, cheese, fried egg, and bacon, and served in between halves of glazed doughnut during games.
17. Polish Hill Dog – Pittsburgh Pirates
At ballparks, hot dogs have seen a lot of toppings but pierogies is a new one. Pirates’ Polish Hill Dog is topped with coleslaw, fried onion straws, and mini potato pierogies.
18. Chicken-Fried Corn on the Cob – Texas Rangers
As they say, if you can fry it, Texas will fry it. They already fried corn on the cob like chicken so who’s to stop them from combining the two?
19. Wayback Triple Triple Burger – Philadelphia Phillies
A game has nine innings so Phillies’ burger also has nine patties and nine slices of cheese.
20. The Brat Dog – Minnesota Twins
This is a bratwurst stuffed with hotdog and wrapped in bacon, served on a pretzel bun with sauerkraut, caramelized onions, and peppers. This delicacy will make you scream “Home Run!” even if no one hits one.
21. Custard Donut Sandwich – Milwaukee Brewers
This one is an ice cream sandwich, but instead of ice cream, it’s creamy, rich frozen custard. And instead of chocolate wafer, it’s doughnut, and with pretzels, chocolate sauce, and caramel. They also offer a PB & J variety.
22. Rocky Mountain Oysters – Colorado Rockies
This isn’t actually oysters. It is a dish of french fries topped with sliced and deep-fried bull’s testicles. This one’s more known as “bats and balls.” Try it—if you can.
23. Deep-Fried Oreo S’mores – Texas Rangers
Everything’s fried in Texas. This is a dessert that is deep-fried. Two deep-fried Oreos are placed around marshmallow with graham cracker crust. It is then drizzled with chocolate sauce and covered in Cool Whip. A sweet fried treat.
24. Blue Moon Creamsicle Milkshake – Minnesota Twins
There are just pairs that go together better than anything else like beer and baseball or ice cream and . . . liqueurs? That’s what the Twins think. Their dream cup has flavors like Key Lime Beer Shake and Young’s Double Chocolate Beer Shake.
25. Taco Dog – Texas Rangers
This is a hotdog in a hard taco shell and in a bun. All the taco fixings like meat, lettuce, cheese, and pico de gallo are used as toppings. Essentially, this is two meals in one. Convenient, right?