When a Congressman Tries to Strike a Conversation with Her, Little Girl Turns Him Down the Smart Way


This funny exchange of words was going around on the Internet. It is so funny that everyone should read it. It involves a little girl, a politician, and an entertaining conversation.

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A congressman sat next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and asked, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who was settling down to read a book, asked what he wanted to talk about.

The congressman said he would talk about universal health care, global warming, or stimulus packages.

She said, “Okay. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The politician was very surprised by how smart the child was and he said, “I have no idea.”

Then the little girl replied, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you don’t know shit?”

So she spent the rest of the flight reading her book.

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