An elderly man named Ron owned a huge farm in Florida.
He discovered it had a big backyard pond perfect for swimming, so he decided to fix it up by adding horseshoe pits, citrus tree, and picnic tables.
Realizing it’s been a long time since he visited the pond, the old farmer decided to check on it one evening. He brought with him a bucket so he could pick and bring some fruits inside. However, when he got near the pond, he was greeted by laughing and shouting voices he did not recognize.
He went close enough to confirm who was there, but he was shocked to see a group of women happily enjoying a swim on his pond.
He made sure they saw him, expecting they would leave if they did. But they went to the deep end instead.
He heard one of them shout, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” to which Ron responded, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked.. . . I’m here to feed the alligator.”