These people thought they met these famous celebrities. We don’t want to be the ones who burst their happiness . . . but someone should tell them the truth.
1. George Clooney definitely drinks alone in sports bars.
2. But this guy has absolutely no excuse.
3. Well, he definitely looks hungover.
4. To be fair, I don’t really know what he looks like without the sunglasses either.
5. Marilyn Manson is reading this and rolling over in the bed he’s about to sleep in.
6. That’s definitely that kid from Matilda, though.
7. Did you get that outfit in a “Thrift Shop”?
8. Do you think George is gonna write you into his next book (whenever he gets around to finishing it)?
9. We can see how they’d get confused.
10. If anything, he looks more like Dave Grohl.
11. Wow! When did America’s Sweetheart pierce her eyebrow?
12. If that’s Peter Dinklage, I’m Britney Spears, and the woman on the left is Hayden Panettiere.
13. If by “it,” you mean “fooled,” then yes—U Got it Bad.
14. Taylor Swift’s new single: “We Have Never Met so Please Get Away from Me.”
15. Yep, you guys are definitely #truefans of Ed Sheeran.
16. Dr. Gregory . . . who?
17. Wait, isn’t that the guy from Community?
18. Who knew Orlando Bloom and Christian Bale were besties in real life?
19. Yes, a real celebrity! Just . . . not the one she hoped it was. Good thing Marky Mark is known for his sense of humor.
20. OMG, it’s Nelson Mandela!
21. I always thought Hugh Jackman was a bit . . . I don’t know . . . bigger?
22. I’d definitely be jealous if that guy looked anything like Bill Murray.
23. At least JJ has the good sense to admit when he’s been a drunk moron. Then again, Chris Pratt is like everywhere these days, right?
24. He played it super cool and casual but was secretly very flattered.
25. Nope, you can’t die just yet.
26. As opposed to Matthew McConaugheNOT.
27. Sure, we’ll believe that Jake Gyllenhaal shops at 7-11. He rode the subway, didn’t he?
28. More like Johnny Derp.
29. Criss, stop playing around! Your magic tricks aren’t even that good.
30. He’s got the face tattoo, so it must be legit, right?